Being my son is a big responsibility

June 2, 2011

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Son, here’s a list of things that I suck at. I’m telling you this because I fully expect to re-live my life through you, and I plan to do it better this time. I could just compensate for my inadequacies the way most people would and buy a Hummer or something, but you know how […]

Slow down. Puberty’s overrated anyway.

May 30, 2011

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You’re scaring me a bit here, son. I had no idea that reading books about puberty would make you wish you had zits. I get that they’re a sign of growing up, but so are smelly feet and I don’t see you checking for that everyday.

Dealing with Dad means embracing embarrassment

May 25, 2011

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OK, son, listen up. I got a comment on the blog the other day from a long-time friend. You, on the other hand, have not yet commented once. I’m not mad because I suspect that you have yet to figure out how to hack your way around the parental controls on your computer. At some […]

Fresh batch of favorite tweets just posted!

May 24, 2011

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Nice fresh batch of 140 character morsels are up on the Favorite Tweets of Mine page.

Thanks for stopping by…Please tell me what you thought

May 22, 2011

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Thanks for stopping by. Please tell me what you think Like it or hate it, I sure would like to know. So please rate what you read–it’s the only way I know what readers like or don’t like. And if you really want to see me do the happy dance, leave a comment. Hell, you […]

So, about your band, son…

May 22, 2011

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Just a quick note this morning, son, about your band. I know a little something about being in a band in 4th grade. I used to be the drummer in this band called the Beatles when I was your age. You may have heard of them. Picture just about any boy-band that’s popular today then […]