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While I’m away: a puberty post from the past

February 11, 2013


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Slow down. Puberty’s overrated anyway.

May 30, 2011


You’re scaring me a bit here, son. I had no idea that reading books about puberty would make you wish you had zits. I get that they’re a sign of growing up, but so are smelly feet and I don’t see you checking for that everyday.