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Things my son needs to know before he grows up to be just like me.
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Fresh batch of favorite tweets! What’s Operation Pepe le Pissoff? What do I NOT want to come back as after I die? What happened when I promised to tweet naked if I got 100 more blog views? It’s all here!
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Don’t bother; I’m just going to say no…again.
July 18, 2011
You ask and I say “No”. You ask again. I say “No” again. You say “Please.” I say “No.” You say, “Please, please, please puhleeeeese.” And I say “No.” You give up. The next day, you’ll ask again. So I’m going to save you some trouble and lay it out for you as clearly as I can. […]
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Some things you can expect from your parents
July 11, 2011
Right, we’ve established that I’ve become my parents and that, despite my best efforts to stop it, you will likely become me. Let’s keep with the theme here and talk some more about what you can expect. Once you get over the initial shock of this basic fundamental Law of the Circle of Life, you’ll […]
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Freshly posted: a new batch of favorite tweets!
July 9, 2011
Just loaded a whole lot more favorite tweets. Get ’em while they’re fresh!
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Lazy and just a wee bit too honest
July 8, 2011
Son, we’ve talked about a lot of stuff here. Most notably, I’ve tried to give you a bit of a heads up about what becoming like me would mean for you. It’s my version of Scared Straight–steering you away from living a life of, well, being your parents (Which, while technically is not illegal, should […]
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I've become my parents 
July 22, 2011
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