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One-liners from the Twittersphere: funny tweets I couldn’t let die

January 29, 2013

Those of you that have been kicking around this place for awhile know that I also waste my time over on Twitter. Twitter started as a way to tell the world what you had for breakfast or what coffee shop you’re sitting in, and other really important stuff like that. Some people still use […]

Latest batch of favorite IBMP tweets!

January 22, 2012

Well happy Sunday! Here’s the latest batch of my favorite tweets from the last couple of weeks. I should be excited that my coffee is almost ready. Ironically, I can’t get excited about anything until I’ve had my coffee. Ooh, this conditioner has apricot butter in it. I bet that complements the behentrimonium methosulfate really […]

Fresh batch of favorite tweets!

December 17, 2011

Here’s the latest round of favorite tweets from @IBecameMyDad. Have a great weekend, folks! Oh, and as always, if you’re wondering how to read a tweet? Check out this simple guide. Freshness dated December 16, 2011 On Random Thoughts I feel the need to point out that “A-mile-a-minute” is only 60 mph. Go a mile a […]

New batch of favorite tweets: the Not Quite Quotes Edition!

November 23, 2011

Happy Thursday! Here’s your latest batch of my favorite tweets from the past week. Enjoy! Freshness dated November 23, 2011 On random thoughts My latest business venture was a #fail. Turns out people don’t actually value bees knees that much after all. Dear Purina: My dog eats other dogs’ crap. Do you really think he […]

Just posted a new batch of my favorite tweets! Perfect for those with a 140 character attention span.

November 3, 2011

BRAND NEW BATCH OF FAVORITE TWEETS! Freshness dated November 3! And they’re right here. In this instalment: –> Why I’m not worried about Y3K. –> What I wish I knew before I tried to dry the cat. –> Learn when bell bottoms went out of style. It’s all there on the IBMP favorite tweets page! And remember: […]

The IBMP Follow Friday recommendations

September 10, 2011

The IBMP Blog and Twitter Roll rolls out! There are many, many great bloggers and twitterers chattering away on the internet. Kind of makes me wonder why you’re here, but I’m glad you are! I’ve been wanting to create a “blog roll” for some time now — that’s basically a list of blogs worth visiting. […]