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One-liners from the Twittersphere: funny tweets I couldn’t let die

January 29, 2013


  Those of you that have been kicking around this place for awhile know that I also waste my time over on Twitter. Twitter started as a way to tell the world what you had for breakfast or what coffee shop you’re sitting in, and other really important stuff like that. Some people still use […]

Getting the most out of the time you waste on Twitter: this month’s funny tweets

October 29, 2012


Regular time is finite, but wasted time is infinite and renewable. It’s highly transferable. Contagious, even. Case in point: Twitter. I put considerable effort into wasting time on Twitter. The time I waste on Twitter is then available to be re-wasted by anyone that wishes to follow my tweets. But, if you use Twitter, then […]

A fresh batch of favorite funny tweets

September 16, 2012


If you do the Twitter thing, you know that any given tweet lasts about 10 seconds before it disappears into the ether like a Jennifer Lopez movie. Every once in a while I gather up a bunch of tweets and give them a second life here on the blog because I just can’t bear to […]

Another batch of favorite IBMP tweets!

June 5, 2012


Well hello there. Every once in a while I gather together some of my favorite Tweets and post them here just to give them a second chance at life. Here’s a bunch from the last month or so. If you don’t use Twitter, congratulations on having a life. If you do, you’ll find me tweeting […]

New favorite tweets from I’ve Become My Parents!

April 15, 2012


It’s time once again to round up some of the favorite tweets from the @IBecameMyDad Twitter feed from the last few weeks. I was super honored last week to be listed as one of the 9 hilarious Twitter accounts every parent should follow on the Dadcamp blog at How cool is that? If you’ve chosen to do […]

Another fresh batch of favorite tweets!

March 17, 2012


I hope everyone’s having a good weekend! If you’ve been reading this blog for a while, you know that every once in a while I post a batch of tweets from the IBMP Twitter feed. You can follow it at @IBecameMyDad if you do the Twitter thing. If you don’t, well here’s a bit of what […]