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Latest batch of favorite IBMP tweets!
Well happy Sunday! Here’s the latest batch of my favorite tweets from the last couple of weeks. I should be excited that my coffee is almost ready. Ironically, I can’t get excited about anything until I’ve had my coffee. Ooh, this conditioner has apricot butter in it. I bet that complements the behentrimonium methosulfate really […]
Posted in: I've become my parents, Tweets
Getting in touch with your sensitive side(s)
January 20, 2012
This post was originally published in the spring of last year. It was one of my very first posts. I’ve reworked it a bit for the I’ve Become My Parents book. Enjoy. Getting in touch with your sensitive side(s) OK, so you have my genes and, as you’re learning, the package comes with a number […]
Posted in: Things you should know
A no-fail way to cope when your child won’t shut up at the movies
January 17, 2012
Welcome to this week’s installment of WTF Wednesday, where the quality of our answers is matched only by the inverse of the quality of your questions. This week’s question comes from Julia Warrender, owner of Life With a Parasite and tweeting as @jwarrender, who writes: Dear IBMP, When you learn your child is one of […]
Posted in: Advice (bad)
It’s not my fault that you take no responsibility
January 15, 2012
OK son, it’s time to take some responsibility for your actions. You say it so often it’s become a single word: itsnotmyfault. Well guess what: that’s actually five words. Let me break it down for you: it n. The thing I’m pissed about. is v. Short for “is the opposite of what you’re telling me.” not adv. […]
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Five benefits to keeping your child on a leash.
January 11, 2012
Welcome to another edition of WTF Wednesday where we give really good Bad advice. This week’s question comes from Matthew Peregoy, a.k.a, @realmattdaddy, proud owner of The Real Matt Daddy blog, who writes: Dear IBMP, Do you think that it’s okay to use a toddler backpack leash thingy? Matt, like all useless information, the answer […]
Posted in: Advice (bad)
Fresh batch of favorite IBMP tweets!
January 6, 2012
Happy Friday! Here’s the latest batch of favorite tweets from the last few weeks: Freshness dated January 5, 2012 On random thoughts If I ever get a horse I’m going to teach him to push carts instead of pull them. Then putting the cart before the horse won’t be so bad. Yikes! I just inhaled […]
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