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Just posted a new batch of my favorite tweets! Perfect for those with a 140 character attention span.
BRAND NEW BATCH OF FAVORITE TWEETS! Freshness dated November 3! And they’re right here. In this instalment: –> Why I’m not worried about Y3K. –> What I wish I knew before I tried to dry the cat. –> Learn when bell bottoms went out of style. It’s all there on the IBMP favorite tweets page! And remember: […]
Posted in: I've become my parents, Tweets
6 important considerations before you start to procreate
November 1, 2011
Welcome to the fifth instalment of WTF Wednesday where there are no stupid questions. I can’t make the same promise about the answers, however. Today’s question comes from an anonymous person, via one of the search engines, who writes: Dear IBMP, What are the things to be considered to be a parent? It’s great […]
Posted in: Advice (bad), Things you should know
The alternate dimension my son calls reality
October 30, 2011
OK, son, let’s discuss reality. Both of them: yours and mine. See, mine is the one in which money doesn’t miraculously appear just because we want to spend it. In my reality dogs don’t like when kids try to ride them across the living room; fish actually die if you choose not to feed them; […]
Posted in: Things you should know
How to stop your daughter from getting that piercing
October 25, 2011
Welcome to the fourth instalment of WTF Wednesday where we’re questioning life’s most pressing answers. Today’s question comes from Totsymae (@totsymae) who writes: Dear IBMP, I have a 15 year old daughter, constantly asking to get piercings. I allowed an extra ear piercing. What’s the best way to dissuade her from that navel piercing she […]
Posted in: Advice (bad)
New Batch of Favorite tweets!
October 20, 2011
BRAND NEW BATCH OF FAVORITE TWEETS! Freshness dated October 20! And they’re right here. In this instalment: –> Why I need a new horse. –> How you know you’re human. –> Why a tweet would be a crappy Halloween costume. It’s all there on the IBMP favorite tweets page! And remember: if you don’t know what the […]
Posted in: Tweets
It’s just not as cute when it’s someone else’s kid’s snot
October 18, 2011
Welcome to the fourth instalment of WTF Wednesday where your parenting questions are sort of answered. Today’s question comes via Twitter from Kasia (@PolPrairieMama) who writes: Dear IBMP What do I do when dealing with a snotty sick kid who wants a hug? (Not your kid) Kasia, we’ve all been there: Dinner guests are over. […]
Posted in: Advice (bad), Things you should know
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I've become my parents 
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