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No, really, kiss her
May 20, 2011
Son, we have established that if you grow up to be like me, you’ll never actually ask anyone out in high school. The bummer, of course, is that your lack of any real experience won’t exactly build your male confidence over time. The result will be both a growing desire to seek a girlfriend […]
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May 18, 2011
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Just kiss her already
May 14, 2011
OK son, this is a tough one. Should the right genes decide to express themselves (i.e, any of the ones you got from me), you will be the guy in school that every girl likens to the little brother she always wished she had. This will be especially true of the girls you most would want […]
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Things I’ll do to keep you from realizing I’m actually just normal
May 11, 2011
We’ve already established, son, that looking at me now can provide a pretty accurate if not frightening picture of what you’re likely to become. And looking at my parents gives us a pretty good idea of what you can expect from me. And trust me, I’ve been doing that. Here’s a bit of what I’ve […]
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The best of the I’ve Become My Dad Twitter feed
May 11, 2011
I know it’s hard to believe, but there are actually some people out there still burdened by a lingering work ethic and some semblance of a life who don’t have Twitter accounts. And of those that do, it turns out that not all follow my Twitter feed (the “follow me on Twitter” button is conveniently […]
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May 20, 2011
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