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It’s time for more favorite IBMP tweets. Read ’em while they’re fresh!

February 26, 2012

Well, it’s been a couple busy weeks in Twitterville. The @Ibecamemydad Twitter feed continues to grow in popularity. Recent studies suggest that the rising unemployment rate in several countries correlates perfectly with the rise in followers of my feed. Read into that what you will, but clearly people have a lot of time to waste. […]

Fresh batch of favorite IBMP funny tweets!

February 11, 2012

It’s time once again to give a second life to some of my favorite tweets over the last few weeks. Remember, if you’re still trying to make sense of all this twitterishness, you can pop over here for a quick primer on how to read a tweet. Hope you like today’s batch! On random thoughts […]

Latest batch of favorite IBMP tweets!

January 22, 2012

Well happy Sunday! Here’s the latest batch of my favorite tweets from the last couple of weeks. I should be excited that my coffee is almost ready. Ironically, I can’t get excited about anything until I’ve had my coffee. Ooh, this conditioner has apricot butter in it. I bet that complements the behentrimonium methosulfate really […]

Fresh batch of favorite IBMP tweets!

January 6, 2012

Happy Friday! Here’s the latest batch of favorite tweets from the last few weeks: Freshness dated January 5, 2012 On random thoughts If I ever get a horse I’m going to teach him to push carts instead of pull them. Then putting the cart before the horse won’t be so bad. Yikes! I just inhaled […]

Fresh batch of favorite tweets!

December 17, 2011

Here’s the latest round of favorite tweets from @IBecameMyDad. Have a great weekend, folks! Oh, and as always, if you’re wondering how to read a tweet? Check out this simple guide. Freshness dated December 16, 2011 On Random Thoughts I feel the need to point out that “A-mile-a-minute” is only 60 mph. Go a mile a […]

New batch of favorite tweets: the Not Quite Quotes Edition!

November 23, 2011

Happy Thursday! Here’s your latest batch of my favorite tweets from the past week. Enjoy! Freshness dated November 23, 2011 On random thoughts My latest business venture was a #fail. Turns out people don’t actually value bees knees that much after all. Dear Purina: My dog eats other dogs’ crap. Do you really think he […]