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The IBMP Dictionary of Parenting Terms

December 11, 2011

I’ve been doing these Words of the Day for a long time now and, while there are only about 25 on this site at any one time, there are somewhere around 130 taking up valuable electrons on my computer. I’m nearly finished with the I’ve Become My Parents book and decided to put a glossary […]

New batch of favorite tweets: the Not Quite Quotes Edition!

November 23, 2011

Happy Thursday! Here’s your latest batch of my favorite tweets from the past week. Enjoy! Freshness dated November 23, 2011 On random thoughts My latest business venture was a #fail. Turns out people don’t actually value bees knees that much after all. Dear Purina: My dog eats other dogs’ crap. Do you really think he […]

I’m not depressed; I’m serotoninally challenged

November 18, 2011

Son, there’s this stuff called serotonin. It lubricates your neurons or something. Apparently well-oiled neurons help ensure that you’re mentally healthy, happy and generally OK with things. If you don’t have much of it then your brain’s all out of whack and you’re depressed and generally pissy. Healthy people make serotonin and pump it around […]

New batch of favorite funny tweets now posted!

November 17, 2011

BRAND NEW BATCH OF FAVORITE FUNNY TWEETS! Freshness dated November 16! And they’re right here. In this instalment: –> What’s the best time to be naughty without Santa finding out? –> Why Ford should pay my parking ticket. –> Learn why I don’t set my clock back an hour in November. It’s all there on the […]

What is comment spam? And why it’s going to help me publish.

November 10, 2011

Spam. We’ve all heard of it. Email spam, text spam, Twitter spam, spam and eggs. Spam, in most cases, is just plain annoying. Remember FAX spam? But maybe we’re thinking of it the wrong way. Have you ever stopped to read the spam those robots worked so hard to prepare for you? Well, I do […]

Hey son, admit it: you like her

November 6, 2011

Hey son, feel that? Weird, huh? I know what you’re thinking: It can’t be what you think it might be. NOBODY likes girls. Well, teenagers do, but that’s just gross. And as I recall, you intend to skip that whole phase (we’ll discuss the practicality of that later). OK, so if it’s not about girls, […]