Advice for my son: What you need to know about middle school

Posted on May 7, 2011


Given that you have my genes, you should know that in middle school there are only two kinds of kids: those that are miserable and those that make them that way.

You’ll be in with the 98% that make up the former (sorry). Your only consolation will come several years later at your class reunion where you’ll learn that most of the other 2% are now convicted sex offenders ordered to be castrated in exchange for release on parole.

Trust me, it’ll all be worth it then.