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Things my son needs to know before he grows up to be just like me.
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Why I blog anonymously
Identity withheld to protect the innocent…and the guilty. Trust me, I’m a blogger, I want to be famous. I want to be “discovered” and have my blog turned into a global best-seller and quit my day job. I want my book to become a sitcom, then a movie, blah, blah, blah. But not at the […]
We interrupt our usual snarky sarcasm for a brief bit of warm-fuzziness
June 19, 2011
What can I say? It’s Fathers Day and here’s what I got this morning:
I used to be skinny, too
June 16, 2011
I used to be skinny. No, really, I did. You’re going to be skinny too, I can tell already. Mom was, I was, and you will be. I didn’t beat 130 lbs until well after college. Some of it is genetic. You’ve already demonstrated an ability to eat half a gallon of ice cream […]
Stupid things I tried so now you don’t have to #3
June 15, 2011
Stupid things on water skis Son, remember when I told you I was an Officer on the Waterskiing Team in College? Well, I was. I actually made the team quite easily. Two factors probably helped: First, I was willing to Chair the Social Committee. And second (and perhaps significantly tipping the scales in my favor), […]
Violence against toys: it’s in your genes
June 13, 2011
Son, right now you like to push your Hot Wheels around and build and play with Lego Star Wars Models. It’s all sweet and innocent. But it won’t be that way forever. Soon it’ll be all about crashing them.
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I've become my parents 
June 20, 2011
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