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What’s got into my parents? A pre–teen’s puberty guide to your changing parents

June 5, 2011

Son, you’ve been reading all those books about what to expect as you go through puberty. You’re learning about all the changes starting to take place in your body, all the weird feelings, emotions, hairy bits, odors, the whole thing. The books are way better than they were when my folks first left a copy […]

Being my son is a big responsibility

June 2, 2011

Son, here’s a list of things that I suck at. I’m telling you this because I fully expect to re-live my life through you, and I plan to do it better this time. I could just compensate for my inadequacies the way most people would and buy a Hummer or something, but you know how […]

Dealing with Dad means embracing embarrassment

May 25, 2011

OK, son, listen up. I got a comment on the blog the other day from a long-time friend. You, on the other hand, have not yet commented once. I’m not mad because I suspect that you have yet to figure out how to hack your way around the parental controls on your computer. At some […]

So, about your band, son…

May 22, 2011

Just a quick note this morning, son, about your band. I know a little something about being in a band in 4th grade. I used to be the drummer in this band called the Beatles when I was your age. You may have heard of them. Picture just about any boy-band that’s popular today then […]

Looking for past Words of the Day?

May 18, 2011

Looking for past Words of the Day? Well aren’t you lucky. Click the tab above or, if you’re really that lazy, right here.

Just kiss her already

May 14, 2011

OK son, this is a tough one. Should the right genes decide to express themselves (i.e, any of the ones you got from me), you will be the guy in school that every girl likens to the little brother she always wished she had. This will be especially true of the girls you most would want […]