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We’ll love you unconditionally if you just give us these four things

January 31, 2012

Welcome to this week’s installment of WTF Wednesday, where our advice is made with 100% real ingredients in mind. Today’s question comes to us via the magic of Google’s Let’s Track Every Move People Make On The Internet program. Earlier this week a thoughtful child found I’ve Become My Parents by typing this question into […]

How to scare your neighbors and slow puberty at the same time

January 25, 2012

Welcome to WTF Wednesday, where advice is completely free for the first six months if you commit to a ten-year contract and agree to pay whatever I decide you should during that time. This week we were cleaning out our closet and found a few answers under a pile of dust bunnies and long-lost socks. […]

Latest batch of favorite IBMP tweets!

January 22, 2012

Well happy Sunday! Here’s the latest batch of my favorite tweets from the last couple of weeks. I should be excited that my coffee is almost ready. Ironically, I can’t get excited about anything until I’ve had my coffee. Ooh, this conditioner has apricot butter in it. I bet that complements the behentrimonium methosulfate really […]

Getting in touch with your sensitive side(s)

January 20, 2012

This post was originally published in the spring of last year. It was one of my very first posts. I’ve reworked it a bit for the I’ve Become My Parents book. Enjoy. Getting in touch with your sensitive side(s) OK, so you have my genes and, as you’re learning, the package comes with a number […]

A no-fail way to cope when your child won’t shut up at the movies

January 17, 2012

Welcome to this week’s installment of WTF Wednesday, where the quality of our answers is matched only by the inverse of the quality of your questions. This week’s question comes from Julia Warrender, owner of Life With a Parasite and tweeting as @jwarrender, who writes: Dear IBMP, When you learn your child is one of […]

It’s not my fault that you take no responsibility

January 15, 2012

OK son, it’s time to take some responsibility for your actions. You say it so often it’s become a single word: itsnotmyfault. Well guess what: that’s actually five words. Let me break it down for you: it n. The thing I’m pissed about. is v. Short for “is the opposite of what you’re telling me.” not adv. […]