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Slow down. Puberty’s overrated anyway.
You’re scaring me a bit here, son. I had no idea that reading books about puberty would make you wish you had zits. I get that they’re a sign of growing up, but so are smelly feet and I don’t see you checking for that everyday.
So, about your band, son…
May 22, 2011
Just a quick note this morning, son, about your band. I know a little something about being in a band in 4th grade. I used to be the drummer in this band called the Beatles when I was your age. You may have heard of them. Picture just about any boy-band that’s popular today then […]
No, really, kiss her
May 20, 2011
Son, we have established that if you grow up to be like me, you’ll never actually ask anyone out in high school. The bummer, of course, is that your lack of any real experience won’t exactly build your male confidence over time. The result will be both a growing desire to seek a girlfriend […]
Looking for past Words of the Day?
May 18, 2011
Looking for past Words of the Day? Well aren’t you lucky. Click the tab above or, if you’re really that lazy, right here.
Just kiss her already
May 14, 2011
OK son, this is a tough one. Should the right genes decide to express themselves (i.e, any of the ones you got from me), you will be the guy in school that every girl likens to the little brother she always wished she had. This will be especially true of the girls you most would want […]
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I've become my parents 
May 30, 2011
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