It’s not my fault that you take no responsibility

OK son, it’s time to take some responsibility for your actions. You say it so often it’s become a single word: itsnotmyfault. Well guess what: that’s actually five words. Let me break it down for you: it    n. The thing I’m pissed about. is    v. Short for “is the opposite of what you’re telling me.” not    adv. […]