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Putting the “Why” in Whining
One of the things you’ll realize as you become more and more like your parents is that there are certain questions that we really don’t like. Most of the really big offenders seem to start with the word “Why.” At first it’s all real innocent: “Daddy, why do dogs not fly like birds?” Or, “Why […]
Fresh batch of favorite tweets!
July 22, 2011
Fresh batch of favorite tweets! What’s Operation Pepe le Pissoff? What do I NOT want to come back as after I die? What happened when I promised to tweet naked if I got 100 more blog views? It’s all here!
Don’t bother; I’m just going to say no…again.
July 18, 2011
You ask and I say “No”. You ask again. I say “No” again. You say “Please.” I say “No.” You say, “Please, please, please puhleeeeese.” And I say “No.” You give up. The next day, you’ll ask again. So I’m going to save you some trouble and lay it out for you as clearly as I can. […]
Some things you can expect from your parents
July 11, 2011
Right, we’ve established that I’ve become my parents and that, despite my best efforts to stop it, you will likely become me. Let’s keep with the theme here and talk some more about what you can expect. Once you get over the initial shock of this basic fundamental Law of the Circle of Life, you’ll […]
Freshly posted: a new batch of favorite tweets!
July 9, 2011
Just loaded a whole lot more favorite tweets. Get ’em while they’re fresh!
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I've become my parents 
July 24, 2011
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