Browsing All posts tagged under »Jeffery Dahmer«

Just tween you and me

June 9, 2013


Listen, son, let’s be clear about this: your job as my son is to make me feel better about myself by being the kid I wished I had been. You’re supposed to make up for all my youthful shortcomings as I re-live my youth vicariously through you. See, you are my “If I could do […]

Stupid things I tried so now you don’t have to #4: Serial killer glasses

June 23, 2011


I was looking through some boxes of old stuff tonight.  It’s pretty hard to go through boxes of old stuff without finding a bazillion things that would fit nicely into a series about stupid things I tried.  In fact, I think the first box I looked at holds enough evidence to provide a lifetime of […]