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Things my son needs to know before he grows up to be just like me.
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Just tween you and me
Listen, son, let’s be clear about this: your job as my son is to make me feel better about myself by being the kid I wished I had been. You’re supposed to make up for all my youthful shortcomings as I re-live my youth vicariously through you. See, you are my “If I could do […]
Lazy and just a wee bit too honest
July 8, 2011
Son, we’ve talked about a lot of stuff here. Most notably, I’ve tried to give you a bit of a heads up about what becoming like me would mean for you. It’s my version of Scared Straight–steering you away from living a life of, well, being your parents (Which, while technically is not illegal, should […]
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I've become my parents 
June 9, 2013
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