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Oh, and I almost forgot…

April 25, 2011

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Here’s a bit of practical advice given that you’ve got my genes: Practice remembering things now. You’re going to need it. It’s not really fair, but by the time you’re my age you’re going to have the memory of a life-long stoner. Unfortunately, since you’ve got my genes you won’t even have the satisfaction of […]

Introduction to I’ve Become My Parents

April 20, 2011

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I didn’t see it coming and I don’t know when the process was finally complete. I shouldn’t be surprised. But  despite a truly valiant effort, here I am looking in the mirror, and there are my parents looking back at me. I’ve become my parents. I have somewhere around 25,000 genes and not one is […]