Well hi there!
I was rummaging around my stack of drawings the other day and found a few cartoons that, for whatever reason, haven’t been posted. So I thought it would be nice to do an all-cartoon post today.
The cartoon above was originally a crappy little drawing I did before I got more serious about making crappy little drawings. I redrew it a few days ago and here it is. The idea came to me when my son posted a “keep out” sign on his door and I realized it was one of the first signs (literally and figuratively) of an impending puberty. I thought about all those movies where the soon-to-be werewolf shuts himself in the room just as the moon begins to rise, insisting that the door remain closed for everyone’s safety.
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Every once in a while I end up with a drawing but no punch line. The cartoon below was one of those. I thought it would be fun to let others take a shot at generating a punch line for me. I took it to a group of dad bloggers to see what they could come up with. The winning quote for the guy holding the lifejacket came from Idaho Dad who writes a great blog that you’ll find right here. He’s a 17-year stay-at-home-dad veteran and writes about various aspects of being a parent. Go check it out.
So here’s my cartoon with Idaho Dad’s punchline:
Just how hard is it to find a needle in a haystack? It turns out we’ve been using this cliché all this time and nobody knew how hard it actually was. Well it’s about time somebody did something about that.
This next cartoon really is just a depiction of what would happen if my son had entered an obedience competition when he was a toddler. At least he made it to the podium…
The last cartoon came to me as I watched my son close up his shoes using Velcro and realized that he was nearing 10-years -old and still had no idea how to tie his shoes. Thanks, Velcro.
Well, that’s it for now. Back to our regularly scheduled programming next time. See you then!
Ana
March 23, 2015
The puberty one is genius!
Barmy Rootstock (IBMP)
March 23, 2015
Thanks, Ana, and thanks for coming by!
Koypapi
March 23, 2015
Reblogged this on Koypapi's Blog.
Barmy Rootstock (IBMP)
March 23, 2015
Cool. Thanks for reading!
Cathy
March 23, 2015
You were right on target with the Velcro cartoon. Part of the entrance exam for kindergarten has always been knowing how to tie your shoes (because mom wouldn’t be there to do it). Now all they have to be able to do is wipe their butts, and I’m not sure the kids of today can even do that!
Barmy Rootstock (IBMP)
March 23, 2015
I can tell you with authority that no, they don’t know how to wipe their butts. Sad but true. Thanks for stopping by Cathy!
A.PROMPTreply
March 23, 2015
Last one is perfect….I had same concern!
Barmy Rootstock (IBMP)
March 23, 2015
I don’t know about your household, but my son is proof that their plan is working…
A.PROMPTreply
March 23, 2015
Mine has actually outsmarted them all…..he just gets them tied once and never unties them!
George
March 23, 2015
Funny stuff!
Barmy Rootstock (IBMP)
March 23, 2015
Thanks, George. I appreciate that you stopped to comment.
aintwegotitmade
March 23, 2015
I’m a scientist by training.. and I can therefore tell you with some authority that the Needle in a Haystack Division need….a magnet.
Barmy Rootstock (IBMP)
March 23, 2015
See? Leave it to the scientists to have the answers! I’d just be reaching in there and checking my finger for blood every minute or so. I like your way better.
onegidigirl
March 23, 2015
Reblogged this on Giddy's Blog and commented:
Here’s something funny I found while surfing blogs. Its about cartoons. His drawings are awesome.
onegidigirl
March 23, 2015
you’re funny!
Barmy Rootstock (IBMP)
March 23, 2015
It’s how I compensate for my looks. 🙂
Barmy Rootstock (IBMP)
March 23, 2015
And thanks for reblogging with the nice comments!
onegidigirl
March 23, 2015
I’m sure you don’t look half bad.
Nolsie
March 23, 2015
My wife and I wanted to bury our kids at 12 and dig them up again at 20. We didn’t, and we still sometimes liked them during those years in between, but they certainly didn’t like us much!! Now they are adults and they keep apologizing for how they behaved. We tell them that we were exactly the same and that their kids will be too. Nothing much changes does it?
Barmy Rootstock (IBMP)
March 23, 2015
Ooh I like the teen years time capsule idea! I figured I’d crawl under my bed and come out in 8 years or so, but your way makes much more sense. And no, nothing much does change.
ladylove
March 24, 2015
Reblogged this on eveningprimroses94.
pegoleg
March 26, 2015
That Velcro picture is a replay of a similar scene enacted 100 years ago when the ACME Shoelace Company was rubbing their hands in glee at having sunk the button shoe industry.
Barmy Rootstock (IBMP)
March 27, 2015
Hahaha I bet you’re right! It’s all one big circle of conspiracies.
englishjim
March 27, 2015
Hey, wait, you weren’t gonna leave without commenting, were you? Ha! Nice catch line, I was just wandering by and saw a very small cartoon. I Never could resist cartoons, they’re not the same as jokes, stories or photographs, and have a different appeal, though I’ve no idea what makes them special. Peanuts, Calvin and Hobbes and similar have a huge audience, not to mention Marvel Comics. I guess you must be on the right track. I can’t draw, though to be honest I don’t think I’ve not practiced, I concentrate on words, which must indicate a dyslectic perversity of some kind. Good luck.
Barmy Rootstock (IBMP)
March 27, 2015
Thanks, englishjim. I only recently (3 years ago or so) discovered I enjoy cartooning. Started doing it because I was too lazy to search the web for pictures I could legally use. Who knows, you may have it in you if you give it a try! I don’t assume I’ll ever become the next George Shultz but enjoy doing it and that’s good enough for me.
englishjim
March 30, 2015
Stranger things have happened. I achieved an Art ‘O’ level in ’72 using the technique of Sexton Blake. Perhaps I should revive these skills.
NickyB.
March 27, 2015
Truly hilarious 🙂
thelibrariansfv
March 29, 2015
I love these pictures! The first one is very funny. I enjoy these blog posts with cartoons. It’s quite refreshing to view the comedic spectacles. I just love these cartoons because they are so true, and are very relevant to a teen going through puberty and kids growing up. True story: I learned to tie my shoes by using pants with laces on the front of them. One day I was just by myself and I just happened to tie them using the bunny-ears method. I was so happy and shouted, “Look dad, I did it just like you taught me!”
Barmy Rootstock (IBMP)
March 30, 2015
Thanks. The accidental bunny ear technique is one to be proud of for sure! BTW, there’s a whole page of cartoons that you can find by clicking on the “IBMP Cartoon Gallery” tab at the top of the page. Thanks again for stopping by and commenting!
Bhanu
May 28, 2015
I saw this same lines in ‘Big Daddy’ movie. The kid says ‘Look dad, I did it just like you taught me!: 🙂
pardonmyblogs
March 31, 2015
Hi, I think your blog posts are HILARIOUS. I really look forward to reading more of your work… Fantastic. Don’t stop.
Also, if you have the time, could you please return the favor by liking/commenting my blog posts and maybe I might be lucky and get a follow from you? Would be great 🙂 have an awesome day
Barmy Rootstock (IBMP)
April 1, 2015
Thanks! I’ll pop over.
pardonmyblogs
April 10, 2015
i appreciate it – thank you
Amy's Amazing Aspie World
April 2, 2015
I love the Puberty cartoon! Actually all are so great! Its amazing how we think in pictures and it really does paint a thousand words. Would you mind if I repost this to my blog?
Barmy Rootstock (IBMP)
April 2, 2015
Nope, don’t mind at all. Thanks for reading!
teen.problems
May 25, 2015
i love the puberty cartoon!
tretrosi2013
June 3, 2015
Reblogged this on VACILANDO and commented:
TOO FUNNY
Amy's Amazing Aspie World
June 11, 2015
Reblogged this on My Aspie World and commented:
I thought my followers would get a chuckle out of this like I did.
Kudos to Barmy for his Excellent work!
Randy Tadder
July 3, 2015
Really enjoyed all of these cartoons. Great work.
lorieb
October 17, 2015
great cartoons. My son is wondering what I am chuckling at