I don’t care what Billy said, that’s not where babies come from

Me: Why don’t you ever do somersaults anymore, son? You: I don’t want to die. Um, er…huh? You can die from doing too many somersaults. What makes you think that? Billy told me. Billy.  And you believe him.  This is the kid who told you he’s doing secret agent training after school, right? Yup. And that his Dad’s […]