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Life didn't REALLY hand me lemons; that's just a metaphor.2011-11-29T20:50:34+00:00monthlyhttps://ivebecomemyparents.com/2011/11/22/when-your-son-thinks-anywhere-close-to-the-potty-is-good-enough/https://ivebecomemyparents.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/problems-peeing-in-the-potty.jpgProblems peeing in the potty2011-11-28T05:35:19+00:00monthlyhttps://ivebecomemyparents.com/2011/11/17/new-batch-of-favorite-funny-tweets-now-posted/2011-11-17T08:33:17+00:00monthlyhttps://ivebecomemyparents.com/2011/11/15/an-ibmp-exclusive-getting-your-child-to-pick-up-their-toys/https://ivebecomemyparents.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/messy-room.jpgMessy room2011-11-22T18:13:59+00:00monthlyhttps://ivebecomemyparents.com/2011/11/08/surviving-a-department-store-tantrum/https://ivebecomemyparents.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/toddler-tantrum-kit.jpgToddler tantrum kit2020-08-03T02:52:14+00:00monthlyhttps://ivebecomemyparents.com/2011/11/10/what-is-comment-spam-and-why-its-going-to-help-me-publish/https://ivebecomemyparents.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/spam-critical-acclaim.jpgSpam critical acclaim2016-01-15T12:20:00+00:00monthlyhttps://ivebecomemyparents.com/2011/11/06/hey-son-admit-it-you-like-her/https://ivebecomemyparents.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/billy-likes-girls.jpgBilly likes girls2011-11-16T18:38:10+00:00monthlyhttps://ivebecomemyparents.com/2011/11/03/just-posted-a-new-batch-of-my-favorite-tweets-perfect-for-those-with-a-140-character-attention-span/2011-11-04T14:42:06+00:00monthlyhttps://ivebecomemyparents.com/2011/10/30/the-alternate-dimension-my-son-calls-reality/https://ivebecomemyparents.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/reality.jpgAltered reality2013-05-05T12:28:06+00:00monthlyhttps://ivebecomemyparents.com/2011/10/25/how-to-stop-your-daughter-from-getting-that-piercing/https://ivebecomemyparents.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/navel-ring.jpgNavel stud and tattoo2015-03-03T02:46:12+00:00monthlyhttps://ivebecomemyparents.com/2011/10/20/new-batch-of-favorite-tweets/2011-10-21T06:00:00+00:00monthlyhttps://ivebecomemyparents.com/2011/10/18/its-just-not-as-cute-when-its-someone-elses-kids-snot/https://ivebecomemyparents.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/hazmat.jpgToddler in a hazmat suit2011-11-30T21:27:04+00:00monthlyhttps://ivebecomemyparents.com/2011/10/16/bad-news-son-im-human/https://ivebecomemyparents.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/teacher-says1.jpgTeacherI don't care what your dad said, food coloring is not the reason the sky is blue.https://ivebecomemyparents.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/teacher-says.jpgTeacher saysI don't care what your dad said, food coloring isn't the reason the sky is blue.2011-11-08T05:53:42+00:00monthlyhttps://ivebecomemyparents.com/ibmp-archives/2011-10-16T21:01:33+00:00weekly0.6https://ivebecomemyparents.com/2011/09/18/sorry-i-didnt-pass-those-genes-on-but-i-never-had-them-in-the-first-place/https://ivebecomemyparents.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/chromosomes1.jpgMissing piece of chromosomeFemales' genes are arranged in 2 X-shaped chromosomes; males are in an X and a Y. This leaves me wondering what genes were sacrificed to make my Y chromosome.https://ivebecomemyparents.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/chromosomes.jpgThe part that didn't make it into my chromosomesFemales' genes are arranged into 2 X-shaped chromosomes; males' come in an X and a Y. This leaves me wondering what genes were sacrificed in the making of my Y chromosome.2011-10-15T05:04:15+00:00monthlyhttps://ivebecomemyparents.com/2011/10/03/lost-in-plain-sight/https://ivebecomemyparents.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/wheres-my-phone.jpgwheres my phone2011-11-08T05:43:33+00:00monthlyhttps://ivebecomemyparents.com/2011/09/28/its-ibmp-wtf-wednesday-ask-the-expert-i-should-know-i-have-a-blog/https://ivebecomemyparents.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/doctor-sign1.jpgThe blogger is inOf course I'm an expert: I have a blog.https://ivebecomemyparents.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/doctor-sign.jpgThe doctor blogger is in2011-11-08T05:44:57+00:00monthlyhttps://ivebecomemyparents.com/2011/10/04/wtf-wednesday-highway-to-hell/2011-10-14T07:09:44+00:00monthlyhttps://ivebecomemyparents.com/2011/10/11/four-tricks-to-getting-your-kids-to-do-it-the-first-time-you-ask/2013-07-20T07:53:43+00:00monthlyhttps://ivebecomemyparents.com/2011/09/11/running-away-dont-forget-your-coat/https://ivebecomemyparents.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/running-away1.jpgrunning-away2011-09-23T05:27:53+00:00monthlyhttps://ivebecomemyparents.com/2011/08/31/yardwork-theres-a-gene-for-that-i-just-dont-have-it/https://ivebecomemyparents.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/spikes.jpgspikesClearly these shrubs are genetically superior beings that have evolved over millennia to resist my pruning. (I, on the other hand, have evolved over 40-ish years of lying around to resist actually doing any pruning. )https://ivebecomemyparents.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/killer-shrub1.jpgkiller shrubhttps://ivebecomemyparents.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/killer-shrub.jpgkiller shrub2011-09-12T20:35:13+00:00monthlyhttps://ivebecomemyparents.com/2011/09/06/my-7-links-its-like-tag-only-different/https://ivebecomemyparents.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/favorites.jpgMy favorite posts and blogs2011-09-12T20:34:02+00:00monthlyhttps://ivebecomemyparents.com/2011/09/10/the-ibmp-follow-friday-recommendations/2023-02-19T10:07:51+00:00monthlyhttps://ivebecomemyparents.com/2011/09/04/851/2011-09-04T20:27:56+00:00monthlyhttps://ivebecomemyparents.com/2011/08/26/brand-new-batch-of-favorite-tweets-just-posted/2011-08-29T07:10:07+00:00monthlyhttps://ivebecomemyparents.com/2011/08/24/buck-up-and-take-it-like-a-rabbit/https://ivebecomemyparents.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/st-pauli.jpgst pauli to the basement2011-09-01T22:28:41+00:00monthlyhttps://ivebecomemyparents.com/2011/08/14/my-son-guest-blogs-im-gonna-become-my-dad-thats-the-worst-thing-ever/https://ivebecomemyparents.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/guest-picture.jpgGuest Lego cartoon2015-05-18T20:44:36+00:00monthlyhttps://ivebecomemyparents.com/2011/08/20/if-you-want-to-get-away-with-it-work-on-the-delivery/https://ivebecomemyparents.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/it-ate-my-homework1.jpgIt ate my homework"With stealth and precision the beast struck from behind - its razor-sharp fangs glowing in the October night. My homework didn't stand a chance..."https://ivebecomemyparents.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/it-ate-my-homework.jpgIt ate my homework2011-11-07T04:12:50+00:00monthlyhttps://ivebecomemyparents.com/2011/07/18/dont-bother-im-just-going-to-say-no-again/https://ivebecomemyparents.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/no1.jpgNOhttps://ivebecomemyparents.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/no.jpgNO2011-08-16T17:45:18+00:00monthlyhttps://ivebecomemyparents.com/2011/07/24/putting-the-why-in-whining/https://ivebecomemyparents.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/why-chromosome5001.jpgwhy chromosome500https://ivebecomemyparents.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/why-chromosome500.jpgwhy chromosome500https://ivebecomemyparents.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/why-chromosome400.jpgwhy chromosome4002011-08-16T17:44:20+00:00monthlyhttps://ivebecomemyparents.com/2011/07/30/guilt-tripping-your-way-through-parenting-learn-from-the-masters/https://ivebecomemyparents.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/moses.jpgmoses2011-08-16T17:42:24+00:00monthlyhttps://ivebecomemyparents.com/2011/08/05/the-janitors-not-a-werewolf-and-other-things-youve-got-all-wrong/https://ivebecomemyparents.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/rip500.jpgRIP5002011-08-16T17:40:55+00:00monthlyhttps://ivebecomemyparents.com/2011/07/22/fresh-batch-of-favorite-tweets/2021-10-04T23:28:54+00:00monthlyhttps://ivebecomemyparents.com/2011/07/14/new-image/2011-07-15T06:27:50+00:00monthlyhttps://ivebecomemyparents.com/2011/07/11/what-you-can-expect-from-your-parents/https://ivebecomemyparents.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/ask-your-mother.jpgAsk your mother2011-07-18T05:00:17+00:00monthlyhttps://ivebecomemyparents.com/2011/07/09/favorite-tweets-4/2011-07-10T06:03:00+00:00monthlyhttps://ivebecomemyparents.com/2011/07/08/lazy-and-just-a-wee-bit-too-honest/https://ivebecomemyparents.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/honeyimhome.jpgHoney_Im_Homehttps://ivebecomemyparents.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/momcard.jpgMomcardExhibit B: The "Roses are red" theme is a classic giveaway of last-minute card writing. This one was for my mom on Mothers' Day.https://ivebecomemyparents.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/dadcard2.jpgDadcardExhibit A: A birthday card for my dad. I was 11 years old.https://ivebecomemyparents.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/dadcard1.jpgDadcardhttps://ivebecomemyparents.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/dadcard.jpgDadcard2011-07-15T06:59:32+00:00monthlyhttps://ivebecomemyparents.com/2011/06/30/thanks-for-an-awesome-few-days/2011-07-09T03:37:12+00:00monthlyhttps://ivebecomemyparents.com/2011/06/25/favorite-tweets-2/2011-07-07T05:45:27+00:00monthlyhttps://ivebecomemyparents.com/2011/06/23/stupid-things-i-tried-so-now-you-dont-have-to-4-serial-killer-glasses/https://ivebecomemyparents.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/jeffreydahmer-stonephillips.jpgJeffreyDahmer-StonePhillipsJeffery Dahmer wearing his favorite eyewearhttps://ivebecomemyparents.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/dahmer-as-a-kid.jpgDahmer as a kidThis was Jeffery's first choice of glasseshttps://ivebecomemyparents.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/glasses2.jpgThe second pair of glasseshttps://ivebecomemyparents.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/glasses1.jpgThe first pairYes, I chose these2018-04-24T04:31:47+00:00monthlyhttps://ivebecomemyparents.com/2011/06/20/why-i-blog-anonymously/2011-08-26T18:48:11+00:00monthlyhttps://ivebecomemyparents.com/2011/06/19/we-interrupt-our-usual-snarky-sarcasm-for-a-brief-bit-of-warm-fuzziness/https://ivebecomemyparents.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/fathers-day-card.jpgFathers Day CardBest gift everhttps://ivebecomemyparents.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/nats-card1.jpgFathers Day CardMy Fathers Day Cardhttps://ivebecomemyparents.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/nats-card.jpgFather's Day CardSometimes I just melt...2011-09-08T18:24:59+00:00monthlyhttps://ivebecomemyparents.com/2011/06/16/i-used-to-be-skinny-too/https://ivebecomemyparents.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/oompah5001.jpgLederhosenAnd to think it was the skinniness that embarrassed me.https://ivebecomemyparents.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/heather_morris_womens_health_magazine_june_2011_cover.jpgWomens healthWhat does health have to do with any of this?https://ivebecomemyparents.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/oompah500.jpgLederhosenAnd to think I was embarrassed about being skinnyhttps://ivebecomemyparents.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/oompah.jpgoompah2011-07-05T06:09:42+00:00monthlyhttps://ivebecomemyparents.com/2011/06/13/violence-against-toys-its-in-your-genes/https://ivebecomemyparents.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/firecracker-car.jpgfirecracker carIt's a slippery slope to here.2014-03-20T15:35:44+00:00monthlyhttps://ivebecomemyparents.com/2011/06/15/stupid-things-i-tried-so-now-you-dont-have-to-3/https://ivebecomemyparents.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/jump5.jpgEating itOK, yup, this was a bad ideahttps://ivebecomemyparents.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/jump3.jpgAir1This isn't going wellhttps://ivebecomemyparents.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/jump2.jpgRampDid they say to lean back or lean forward?https://ivebecomemyparents.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/jump1.jpgSo far so goodSo far so 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