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What it means when a girl punches you in the face

November 30, 2012

OK, listen up, son. We don’t have a lot of time to deal with this. Your testicles are dangerously close to injecting copious amounts of testosterone into your blood stream and you’ve unfortunately got the girl sense that I had at your age. Which is to say you have none at all. Once that chemical gets […]

How social media will save your relationship with your children

October 17, 2012

Welcome to this week’s instalment of WTF Wednesday, where both presidential candidates get all their parenting advice, but only one gets his debating advice. I thought we’d mix it up a bit this week here at Advice Central. As pretty much the only parenting expert on the Internet, I’ve never really thought about visiting other […]

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It's like mamma always used to say: Hey, Barmy, you stupid twit, get that pencil out of your nose before I shove it the rest of the way up. 39 minutes ago
@ppmdad Yup. That explains everything. @DaddysinCharge 42 minutes ago
@FunkyDung Doesn't really matter. It still means 42. ;) @DaddysinCharge 44 minutes ago
42. That's what it means. RT @DaddysinCharge: I have no idea what this all means 45 minutes ago
@Cdn_Made You paid him? The dude's volunteering for me. #sucker 2 hours ago
@Cdn_Made "Assistant" implies that he assists me in some way. He gives crappy foot massages and makes bad coffee. Useless bastard. 3 hours ago

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