Last 60 Blog Posts:

• May 30 2012
  The “I’d Laugh at the Irony if it Didn’t Piss Me Off So Much” Paradox - 20
• May 23 2012
  21 ways to scare your parents - 12
• May 16 2012
  How to convince your kids that you’re the smartest person they’ll ever know. - 15
• May 9 2012
  How to travel with toddlers and have fewer people hate you. - 26
• May 7 2012
  Purgatory in a picnic basket - 9
• May 2 2012
  Fun things to do with annoying kids - 21
• Apr 25 2012
  A parent’s guide to dealing with your child’s first boyfriend or girlfriend - 24
• Apr 17 2012
  Picking a name for your child’s private parts - 44
• Apr 15 2012
  New favorite tweets from I’ve Become My Parents! - 8
• Apr 11 2012
  Making the Internet a better place one bad answer at a time - 26
• Apr 3 2012
  Why your child should be in diapers until middle school - 27
• Apr 1 2012
  I don’t care what Billy said, that’s not where babies come from - 41
• Mar 28 2012
  Why give “The Talk” to your pubescent pre-teen when the Internet can do it for you? - 26
• Mar 21 2012
  How to keep your child from interrupting you: 5 easy solutions. - 29
• Mar 17 2012
  Another fresh batch of favorite tweets! - 4
• Mar 14 2012
  Get the most out of embarrassing your children: plan ahead - 9
• Mar 10 2012
  I’m not getting old, and I’ll prove it by doing something really stupid - 16
• Mar 7 2012
  How to tell your parents you’re going through puberty - 16
• Feb 29 2012
  Kid eating too much or not enough? The simple solutions (sort of). - 50
• Feb 26 2012
  It’s time for more favorite IBMP tweets. Read ‘em while they’re fresh! - 8
• Feb 22 2012
  What to do when your kids decide annoying you is more fun than playing with their toys. - 28
• Feb 15 2012
  Stuffing your toybox with Happy Meal toys - 20
• Feb 14 2012
  One of my faves from the archives–The first kiss that wasn’t - 8
• Feb 11 2012
  Fresh batch of favorite IBMP funny tweets! - 8
• Feb 8 2012
  Yes that’s right: your parents are lazy - 39
• Feb 6 2012
  Girl problems: the ten year-old version - 37
• Jan 31 2012
  We’ll love you unconditionally if you just give us these four things - 32
• Jan 25 2012
  How to scare your neighbors and slow puberty at the same time - 26
• Jan 22 2012
  Latest batch of favorite IBMP tweets! - 6
• Jan 20 2012
  Getting in touch with your sensitive side(s) - 15
• Jan 17 2012
  A no-fail way to cope when your child won’t shut up at the movies - 30
• Jan 15 2012
  It’s not my fault that you take no responsibility - 30
• Jan 11 2012
  Five benefits to keeping your child on a leash. - 39
• Jan 6 2012
  Fresh batch of favorite IBMP tweets! - 10
• Jan 4 2012
  How to potty train your child in time for Senior Prom - 19
• Dec 30 2011
  Please don’t let me become that grandparent - 45
• Dec 28 2011
  Why dog ownership is good preparation for having children - 16
• Dec 21 2011
  The real reason you cannot help parroting your parents. - 17
• Dec 17 2011
  Fresh batch of favorite tweets! - 10
• Dec 14 2011
  The evolution of embarrassment: why parents embarrass their children - 23
• Dec 11 2011
  The IBMP Dictionary of Parenting Terms - 12
• Dec 7 2011
  Five secrets to talking to your date’s parents - 33
• Nov 29 2011
  We reveal why children like to embarrass their parents - 27
• Nov 29 2011
  I like your to-do list better than mine - 48
• Nov 23 2011
  New batch of favorite tweets: the Not Quite Quotes Edition! - 14
• Nov 22 2011
  When your son thinks anywhere close to the potty is good enough - 25
• Nov 18 2011
  I’m not depressed; I’m serotoninally challenged - 47
• Nov 17 2011
  New batch of favorite funny tweets now posted! - 0
• Nov 15 2011
  An IBMP exclusive: getting your child to pick up their toys - 20
• Nov 10 2011
  What is comment spam? And why it’s going to help me publish. - 83
• Nov 8 2011
  Surviving a department store tantrum - 41
• Nov 6 2011
  Hey son, admit it: you like her - 52
• Nov 3 2011
  Just posted a new batch of my favorite tweets! Perfect for those with a 140 character attention span. - 4
• Nov 1 2011
  6 important considerations before you start to procreate - 65
• Oct 30 2011
  The alternate dimension my son calls reality - 552
• Oct 25 2011
  How to stop your daughter from getting that piercing - 48
• Oct 20 2011
  New Batch of Favorite tweets! - 0
• Oct 18 2011
  It’s just not as cute when it’s someone else’s kid’s snot - 26
• Oct 16 2011
  Bad news, son: I’m human - 19
• Oct 11 2011
  Four tricks to getting your kids to do it the first time you ask - 12