While I’m away: a puberty post from the past

Posted on February 11, 2013

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symptoms of puberty

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I don’t actually get yanked away from the interwebs all that often, but I am offline at the moment and figured this would be a good time to bring back an older post. Since it was originally posted back when the only subscribers were my mom and some creepy dude who kept trying to sell me Ugg boots, I figure most of you won’t have seen this one. I hope you enjoy it.

Slow down; puberty is overrated anyway

Originally published about a year ago.

text from slow down

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